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I'm gonna go outside and kill myself.

Look at this.

"Deep throat grosses two million dollars."

So what? So what?

That's the answer to our problem.

What answer?

Listen, how else can you get money? Quick.

Oh, come on.

We need money. We can't wait.

Yeah, who's gonna swallow the swords, huh?

I wouldn't even have had a start.

Oh, come on. We're in the film business.

We got connections. We can get to the distributors.

It shouldn't be that bad.

Uh, we'll just hold some interviews, uh, find some people, uh...

See who, uh...

How about Gloria Box?

Gloria Box. She'd be good.

Gloria Box, the porno queen. Yeah!

I'm gonna get on the phone. I know some people.

We're in the film business. We know some people.

Let me call and, uh...

We're gonna make a film.

This is the way we're gonna get out of our debts.

Let's get some enthusiasm together and get this project rolling.

We can do it.

Okay? I'm gonna get on the phone now.

Tell a few people.

Keep your thoughts good and we'll pull through.

Good luck.

You know, she's really on the ball.

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