Best of# 1457

Can't say I do.

Well, maybe I oughta teach you some lessons.

All right.

Why don't you step this way?

Okay.

You gotta sit on that side of the board.

Now this here's the board,

and these here are the players.

Listen, I don't even know your name.

My name's Lizzie.

Lizzie, I came over to apologize for my husband, Sam,

for what he did to you.

Oh, that's okay.

Now, to win this here game,

you gotta have a real loose asshole.

Well, if that's the truth, you have no chance of winning.

You got a loose asshole?

Flaps in the wind.

Yours?

It's kinda tight.

Aw, well, I think I hear a little voice.

Yeah!

Oh, sister.

Back my ass.

Back my ass.

Ooh, that's hot.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, sister.

Back my ass.

Oh, yes!

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh yeah, fuck it.

Yeah, slap my ass with it.

Yeah, stick it in.

Fuck it.

Oh yeah.

Now, you and I should have a chit chat.