Car scam fuck

Don't know a mark on it.

I've definitely seen better mate.

He brought me this fucking way down, he don't even want it.

You see the photos of it, there's nothing wrong with it.

It was just a fucking piss tape.

Alright you cocky cunt, let's have a look at the paperwork, let's go upstairs and we'll talk about it alright?

Hey mate, paperwork's through.

I'm sorry mate, what's the deal?

You got a £30,000 horse car downstairs and you're living in this shit?

No, no.

You're taking the fucking piss you nuts.

Don't look at the work. Don't look at the work. Don't look at the paperwork.

No, I'm sorry mate, this looks fake.

What do you mean fake?

If they look fake, they're fucking legit.

Shall I show you what's fucking fake? Sit down.

Sit down there.

I'll show you what's fucking fake. Feel that.

Is your hand.

Feel that, you cunt.

That's what you fucking want, innit?

You will come.

Take the piss out of my car mate, this is the real fucking deal.

Go and fucking play with it you cunt.

Have a beer like you cunt. You're a straight cock.

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