Getting Home

My place is a fucking mess because I left in such a hurry this morning.

Check this out.

I um, as you can tell, it's like a total mess.

I just like left everything out.

I think my bed's not even made.

So, this morning, um, I flew in on the red eye last night and I um, I took a nap before

work.

I was supposed to go in at 1130 and I fucking slept through my alarm.

I've been having a really rough day.

And then at work I didn't like have the best day today.

So, I need to relieve some stress.

That was my auto lock.

That's what that sound was.

So let me get out of these clothes.

The nice thing about this time of year is that I get out of the office and it's still light out.

It gets so depressing when you leave the office and it's like already dark.

I can't get these pants off.

I'm gonna take you with me to the shop.

Oh my god, home sweet home.

Is this the best way to relieve stress or what?

Only you.

Oh my God.

You guys, I took the subway home today

and I was just waiting to do that.

I was like thinking the entire way home

about how the second I walked in,

I was gonna masturbate.

And I was gonna do it with you guys.

Oh my God, I feel so much better.

I have to pee.

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