Perfect Brat

I thought we were supposed to be in love.

I just can't fucking deal with this anymore.

Yeah, Jenny, this looks like a very nice place to sit down.

Here, let's spread this jacket out.

There we go.

Now sit down.

There.

You know, Jenny, this is not unusual.

Why not?

Well, you see, men basically are genetically inferior to women.

And they have no depth of compassion, no sense of feeling.

We must dominate.

We must conquer them.

What?

Are you crazy?

Just trying to lighten things up a little, Jenny.

Seriously.

Sometimes one partner is more ready than the other partner when there is an ******* problem.

He's such a stubborn jerk.

Why does he have to do this to me?

Doesn't he love me?

Of course he loves you.

That's what makes this whole ******* thing so terrible.

When there is a denial problem, they do and say all kinds of crazy things.

I don't feel like he loves me.

I don't feel like anybody loves me.

Oh, don't be silly, Jenny.

Everybody loves you.

I love you.

Do you really have feelings for me?

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