Red Apple Ass

Too long.

Is Al Moran?

No. Why don't you wait in his office?

He should be back in a half hour.

Yeah, okay. I think I'd like to do that.

I need a favor.

Maybe I should talk to you.

Hello? No, I'm sorry he isn't here right now.

Could you please hold all calls for at least half an hour?

Thank you.

Well, what can I do to help you?

Well, the reason I set an appointment up for Snow with Elmer this afternoon is so that you could convince her to come to this masquerade party I'm throwing this evening.

Can't you just ask her?

Oh, God, no. You gotta be kidding. I despise the little brat.

She's coming between my husband and me, you know.

So, I've loaded this apple with a love potion that'll make her go crazy.

I want her father to realize she's not a pure, innocent ***********, you know what I mean?

Well, listen, Elmer has agreed to give her the red carpet treatment,

and I want you to make sure that she eats the sample before she gets to my house by nine.

Well, Apple will take care of the rest of it, huh?

I think that can be arranged.

Seems like I'm spending an awfully long time.

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