Students Fuck English Grandma

No?

No, I've told you about my landlord.

Yeah, well she's in today. Why don't you come round? Maybe we can, you know, I've told you all the naughty stuff.

Yeah, come on mate, she'll definitely be up for a free zone.

Come round and, you know, we'll talk to her.

Alright mate, I'll see you in a minute.

Cheers.

Hi Bud! - Hello mate, how's it going?

Oh thank God we haven't got any lectures today. - Oh I know, right?

Been too many this week. - I know, er...

But thank God, we've got the day off, so...

You know, the landlady's in, so I thought, yeah.

So, er... - You know I told you about last time?

I thought you were... - Oh, hi!

Hello! - Hi there!

Hi! I thought ********* people here during the day.

Well this is my friend Jack, we haven't got any lectures today.

I thought we'd just go in the front room and play some games.

Oh. - If that's alright.

Maybe just this once. Hello Jack, you look nice.

Hello, oh thank you.

So you and you two are mates, are you?

Yeah. - Yeah, from uni. Same course.

OK.

So, er, yeah. I hope it's not a problem with you.

Won't make any trouble.

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